kasi pangit ka...
if he is not insulting the hell out of people, he would be on a string of questions that would end only if he gets tired of asking or until you distract him with another person or subject.
today's lunch was no different. he was running his fingers through my hair and:
hansel: bakit malaki ang buhok mo?
jerry: hindi malaki ang buhok ko, taas lang.
hansel: babae ka ba?
jerry: dili, lalake ako.
hansel: e bakit malaki ang buhok mo?
jerry: hindi malaki ang buhok ko, mataas, (o mahaba pag sa tagalog)
hansel: e bakit mataas ang buhok mo?
jerry: kasi may magic ako.
hansel: sige nga mag-magic ka nga.
jerry: rubs his hands together and claps and say swooosh...
hansel: di naman magic yun e
jerry: magic yun
and then he trailed off.